The television ads for Dos Equis beer crack me up! They build up a mythology about a man with the following qualities:
- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
- He never says something tastes like chicken - not even chicken.
- His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.
- He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.
- He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
- He lives vicariously - through himself.
- His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.
- His blood smells like cologne.
- In museums he is allowed to touch the art.
- Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
- People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
- He can speak French - in Russian.
- He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side - if he had one.
LOL I like the part about him speaking French in Russian. That's funny.
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